Survey: Can you have your friends offed if they refuse to sing happy birthday to your 1 year old?

puppy?

Survey: Can you have your friends offed if they refuse to sing happy birthday to your 1 year old?
yea. I'll kill all of your friends for 52 dollars each.


Let's see....that comes to .....Zero dollars.
Reply:Tell them that if they sing the puppy will begin to howl. That will provide incentive. Try to avoid offing them--they are your friends after all.
Reply:yea.
Reply:well I don't think you can be offended by your friends if they don't sign to your one year old puppy. If it's a person I understand, but they arn't like friends with your puppy.





Sorry
Reply:it's not only suggested, it's required.
Reply:I only sing if I get cake.
Reply:No, but no cake for them until the puppy licks off the frosting
Reply:No not offed, but having them spayed or neutered would be fine
Reply:Offer them peanut butter and 10 minutes in the dog house.


They'll sing....
Reply:Why would they refuse to do that??


I know some Yugoslavians that can help you out.
Reply:Yes, That will be weird. But do it for your daughter's sake or do it for your embarrassment sake. Your pick
Reply:To my puppy, no not at all. To my child yeah..
Reply:Nah...Just mail them shittty diapers %26amp; they'll get the point!





Or droppings on the newspaper!
Reply:Yes, or killed.
Reply::O Yes!


Beat them into singing.
Reply:Of course... there's no other option
Reply:no...just send them "puppy presents" to remind them I'm sure you have some out in the yard
Reply:a beech slap is so in order honey.
Reply:I'd do it..only for you. Everyone else can kick rocks.




















p.s. I also know a "guy"
Reply:or there's always my way .....





* grabs the hog tieing rope *
Reply:It would be the right thing to do





I'm Evil now
Reply:ur puppy???


ummmmm


ya go off them


make them pay for not singing!!!!!!


lol


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