Survey: Guys - have you had any inflatable friends.....?

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Survey: Guys - have you had any inflatable friends.....?
An inflatable boy was sitting at his inflatable desk in his inflatable school. He suddenly jumped up and stabbed his desk and the walls. Running out of the classroom he met the inflatable headmaster, who he stabbed. In a fit of remorse he then stabbed himself.





Later he wakes up in hospital almost completely deflated. In the bed next to him is the headmaster who says to him;





"You have let me down and you have let the school down but much much worse than that you have let yourself down"
Reply:I have not ,but when my buddy was in the army his wife and I went to the adult store and bought him one and shipped it to Iraq. He got a good laugh out of it but the army took it away from him.
Reply:No. You need to direct this question to an institution to find those guys.
Reply:nope....
Reply:Aren't friends electric.
Reply:No,





But I have slept with a girl who looked like she had been blown up a bit too much.
Reply:A sheep called mavis, she is still in the box though, honest!!
Reply:lol no but i do have an inflatable monkey who goes to the sea side with me :D
Reply:I got a hand
Reply:Are sheep friends?
Reply:nope, cant say that i have.
Reply:I'm quite fond of the new Pirelli tyres I've put on my MG.................
Reply:yes, with a puncture repair kit and a pump.