Survey: My friend is holding a sign that says " Will work for alcohol" on a busy street corner?

Is that really a good idea?


What would you say to him?


Would you give me .. er... him alcohol?


What job would he have to do for said alcohol?

Survey: My friend is holding a sign that says " Will work for alcohol" on a busy street corner?
he seems like a pretty level-headed guy that has his priorities straight..i would hire him!
Reply:I do not care for alcoholics functioning or otherwise so I would probably be rather rude to him/her, you know because they are low-lifes in my book.


1. I think it's a bad idea


2.Probably rant off a few snide remarks. Like get a real job.


3.Most definately not,unless of course it would eliminate him/you from the equation.


4.Drink a small bottle of bleach.
Reply:Oh hell yeah I would. But you, I mean he, would have to get all the chores done on my list before I bought you , him, the alcohol. here's the list:





Write my Foundations of Business final


Take my Algebra Final


(Both of these have to have passing grades)


Bath the kids


Clean their bedroom


Vacuum


Scrub the toilets


Mop the house


Do the laundry


Wash dishes


Rake the yard


and Wash the vehicles.





You can have a break and watch soap operas if there is time!





(And all of this before you take my night at work taking calls from ignorant people!)
Reply:I would ask him why he wants to work for alchohol. If he said that he needed it, I would then ask him why he wants to waste his life. If he said that he didn't want to be addicted, I would say that he doesn't have to be. All he (or you, I can't really tell) needs is Jesus.
Reply:yeah, as long as he wasn't too scary looking I would. I have a dog and boyfriend, I feel safe in my home.


I don't think its illegal....although police may not like it.....I'd ask him what kind of work he's good at, probably have him paint, mow the lawn, I'd find something.


Oh, and no booze until he's done and he wont be drinking it in my home.
Reply:Oh my goodness, I will give you a bottle Jack. The liquor store is right around the corner. Or if you prefer to go out with ME, we can get a few beers at JP Looney's tonight. When you got a back up system, don't lower yourself to that :(
Reply:as long as he starts the job before he starts the alcohol unless he's a functional alcoholic and what about paying the bills?
Reply:I wouldnt give him any alcohol.I would tell him to find something more productive to do with his time.
Reply:Why didnt you stop and give me some...I know you saw me Steve!





Great Idea


Here is a 5th towards the cause


YES


Go downtown!
Reply:I would give him a job distilling alcohol.
Reply:sure I'd pay him with a 6-pack


I'd ask if he knows how to put up a new roof


yes I would


put up a new roof
Reply:No.


*burp*


Maybe.


Sing the Hamster Dance in a tutu. While in a bar.
Reply:I'd give you (I mean him) some money. I've done it before just because they were honest. Hey, maybe that was you (I mean him) I gave it to.
Reply:Get a job at a liquor store, or blow guys for beer
Reply:You look like you should be on the next block with the same sign.Wait a minute I saw you......
Reply:Steve get off the corner you boob. I'll take you for drinks geesh you dont have to beg all these people :p
Reply:Just what type (exactly) of work are you..er..your "friend" willing to do for a nip? I've got some "chores" in desperate need of doing.
Reply:horrible idea


get a life


hell no


no job.
Reply:he should be standing next to a bar not a corner
Reply:Can you...erm...he, lift more than 50 pounds, and clean the cat litter box without gagging?
Reply:ha ha sure at least you.. er.. he's honest


Steve..I mean Sir...what kind do you want *rolls eyes*


Yep


Massage my shoulders
Reply:yes.


thank you for being honest.


as long as your legal.


hold sign in busy street naked.( for 5 mins)
Reply:NONE...


If it was a woman?????
Reply:Damn it Steve! Be a gentleman and help my friend, ALLIE, out!
Reply:sure, have a beer


*steals one from Sonic's fridge*


..he's a bit weird in the head


lol
Reply:yes...


I have a job for you


after he's done


it's gonna involve hands and knees and a good bit of chin work
Reply:what a legend
Reply:i would just drive away and forget about him
Reply:Lol, better than the "Will strip for money" sign my friend had..


I'd give you...er him alcohol :]
Reply:Sure, at least he's honest about it. as for the work..I don't believe in it. Nasty word!
Reply:i'd have him wash my car and buy him a 40

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