Saturday, November 19, 2011

Question for the ladies....?

I was at the drug store yesterday and the young...rather handsome man that was checking me out asked me....."Is there anything else I can do for you today"...Well of course the first thing that popped into my mind was...well you know....so I bit my tongue and said "No thank you"...what would your responce have been...?

Question for the ladies....?
"If I told you, my fiance might find out, and that wouldn't be good for either of us..."





Which is exactly what I would have thought of about 5 minutes after exiting the store.





My initial response would have been to bite my tongue and say "No, thank you."
Reply:i would done the same thing











ihate people who ask me stuff like that
Reply:hehehe..... Mama got that one right on the button. I would have been so dumbfounded and not come up with anything either until I left the store.
Reply:"I have something else that needs to be filled besides this prescription."





"Open the cash register and don't make a sound".





"Show me your dick"





"In a few minutes you can thank me for coming"





"I don't know, do you have a cure for nymphomania?"





"Do you do breast exams here?"








I've been hanging out with the women of P%26amp;S too long!
Reply:I probably would've blurted out "No thank you," turned bright red, bit my lip and stumble for the exit...trying to make a good impression, but realising (rather painfully) that I was failing.
Reply:I would have just smiled and said, "No thank you!". And get a kick out of the fact that he watched my booty as I was walking away.
Reply:Well in situations like this I always think of a line I once heard someone use in a bar ...





"You know ... that shirt is very becoming on you ..."





"Yeah ... if I were on you I'd be "coming" too.





:-O





lol





Yeah ... that one shocked the he*ll outta me! lol And at times I've thought about saying THAT exact thing when in a situation like yours. However, I am just slightly too much of a lady to bring myself to actually do it! LOL





I usually just try to smile and give them a compliment. If they're interested they can take it from there. That usually works pretty well with minimal embarrassment! ;-)





Peace to you ...





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Reply:err...I woulda said.."Sorry but not tonight, I have a headache."





Then I would have winked and watched him go beet red.





But see, only because I've been corrupted by certain people here on P%26amp;S


{cough watermelon, aussiegirl}





I used to be such a polite nice young man...now I'm just a dirty middle aged man...sigh.
Reply:Depends on if he looked like the type that could take a little innocent flirting or not.
Reply:In your shoes, cute ones by the way, I would have asked for his number. If he gives it freely, he's single. If not, ah what the hell, take him back to the employee's lounge and drain him!


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