Survey: Grandson's birthday party is at McDonalds is this a good joke to tell his friends?

What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?


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A quarter pounder with cheese!

Survey: Grandson's birthday party is at McDonalds is this a good joke to tell his friends?
So...now Dawna can't eat grilled cheese or Quarter Pounders with cheese.


%26lt;throwing the burger in the trash can%26gt;





That was funny though ;)


and I'm losing weight... lol
Reply:no. kids won't get it ,and all they'll do is start going around biting skinny women. you really have to watch what you say around the kiddies. you don't want them turning into 'children of the corn' on you.





btw.. i'll never be able to eat another 1/4 pounder again. thanks a really lot.


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ps. watch disturbing behavior - awesome insane asylum scenes. cool scary hallway. ;);)





'Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.'





" Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad. "





"Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed. "





i know all that has nothing to do with your q. but i just saw the movie again last nite and thought of you. and the way my brain works , if i don't say it when i think it, i might forget it .
Reply:Well Mr. McCain, that is about as inappropriate a joke as I have heard in a long time. If you tell that joke at Micky D's they should haul you away.





Ha, ha, just kidding. I thought you could use some comic relief.





If you want to tell them a real joke, try this one.





Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?





A. Two, one male, one female.





Three year olds should appreciate that one too, don't ya think?





Ah, go sit on a light bulb.


Excuse me, did I really say that out loud?
Reply:Lol! Well done! You can tell it to them then amuse yourself with the blank looks on the faces of the children and the shocked horror of the other adults.
Reply:Go ahead and tell it.





It will whoosh right over thier heads. All the kids will look at you and go "HUH?"





It's the adults you'll have to watch out for.
Reply:happy birthday to the little one. that joke will make the parents laugh but the kids will be more interested in the outside toys. i say go ahead and tell it. that is one good joke.
Reply:You get no respect I tell ya, no respect. Ya do that. it's funny as hell. People have no sense of humor I tell ya, none what so ever. I gotta remember this one. LMFAO
Reply:you can hide bodies in the ball pit.
Reply:Papa, they won't get it...the only reason I got it is because I hang around with the wrong crowd here on P%26amp;S....lived a sheltered life prior to here!





But it's appropriate for pimple face handling the drive-thru!





Always
Reply:Ha!





What do you call that McPlayland thing filled with brightly colored spheres?





The ball pit! Get it? Woo hoo, I sure am funny!








%26lt;--- not funny
Reply:Did you hear about the new sandwich at McDonalds, the McJackson?





45 year old meat between 12 year old buns
Reply:Perfect that is the funniest thing ever.He He He!That's funny as heck man seriously.Tell them that and they'll be flying out of there socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LMAO.....did you make that up yourself darlin.....? very funny....i think all the little boys will get a good chuckle out of that one when your all sitting around smoking your cigars and watching all the pretty panties run about....
Reply:this is an adult joke, any child having their birthday party at McDonalds is not old enough for it. and its not funny.
Reply:that is so good. Thanks for the laugh...Happy Birthday to your grandson...You are a good grandfather to be raising him to grow up fast...Love honey
Reply:Excellent!





It's appropriate only if he and his friends are over 6.
Reply:LOL


depends on their ages I reckon, that one might take some explaining....


you could try


What is a sign that Ronald McDonald has grown up?





He stopped signing his paychecks with crayons





have fun!
Reply:lol Papa, really funny.
Reply:thats pretty funny
Reply:that's hilarious
Reply:LMFAO! Go for it!
Reply:Hahahaha I loved it so much I just had to share it!
Reply:LOL
Reply:I love you Papa.....but that is just nasty as hell!!!


And I LOVE it!








Kisses to you, my Sweet Papa...xxx~~~~
Reply:Well, how are we supposed to know... you didn't tell us how old your grandson and his friends are. DUH!!








(****ing hysterical)